Short Summary
Short Summary

There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber
Harry blows up Aunt Marge The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf . The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather I don't really get it either
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
He's back
Harry, Harry, It's getting scary Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be Oh
Split your soul Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes It's Dumbledore's end
There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath
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